sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee, via barackdicktoobomba)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via jessicaadditction)

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via barackdicktoobomba)