Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span.

laugh-addict:

so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like

and live for another 2 days? then id be like

”Are you free tomorrow?” No, I’m expensive.

laugh-addict:

A life with Facebook sluts: .

laugh-addict:

When they get a new boyfriend:

 Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”

Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’

Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:

They break up:

She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:

2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:

Don’t pick me… don’t pick me… *teacher calls your name*

laugh-addict:

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Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must have really been creepy.

laugh-addict:

“What are you doing to my face?”

“Just trust me on this one”